[01.04] The opening strains of Castle Oldchair's 30-minute
debut album, Sad Pants, are weird and pretty. The short song
is "Backwards (Running River)," and on it, he has recorded lead and
harmony vocals backwards. He hasn't just taken a vocal track and flipped
it, but has written the melody in reverse and learned the sounds phonetically
to sound intelligible in the other direction. At least, it really
sounds like that what's he did. Yet, each word is clear and distinct.
It's a peculiar obsessiveness that would carry this idea through so
successfully, and it launches the record beautifully. Castle (that's
his name) is described as a slight little wisp of a guy who tours
by himself, playing acoustic sets throughout the midwest and drinking
cases of cheap, "hillbilly-piss" beer.
Listening to Sad Pants, the sound is consistent with that brief
character sketch. The arrangements are lean and wiry, with a tipsy
wobble to the playing. His guitar playing evokes marathon drives through
the flat fields of Indiana or Illinois. A certain comfortable smeariness
washes through the whole session, like a wine stain rubbed into a
wooden tabletop. The record is saddled with an unfortunate title,
though—when I heard that it was an all-acoustic record called
Sad Pants," I was half-dreading a dreary, mopey, Saddle Creek
ripoff. The album art perpetuates this fear, too. It looks like Shel
Silverstein drew on a cardboard box after his cat died, and left that
box out in the rain overnight. I was pleased to find that Castle avoids
the melancholic navel-gazing that plagues many acoustic singer-songwriters
these days, even when he's singing about worms.
The rest of the album is more straightforward than its start, unfortunately,
but it has moments of greatness. "Swallowing Stars" has a loping bounce
to it that encourages plenty of repeated listens. And the creepy tenth
song that hides at the end is a cool, experimental bookend to "Backwards
(Running River)," with its many tracks of tape-mangled vocals, accompanied
only by a banjo-type pluck.
The only track I found myself skipping was "Circles," on which Castle
edges perilously close to the sorority-girl whisperfolk of guys like
Jack Johnson and John Mayer. The melody is a bit pat, and the emotion
comes across as affectation. Thankfully, this is the only song on
Sad Pants that could be played on MOR radio.
Castle Oldchair does the acoustic singer-songwriter gig better than
most. He has a sure sense of melody, and he's smart with his arrangements
-- not too sparse, but never flowery. Sad Pants would sound
good with your Sunday morning pancakes, or played loudly on a drive
across the Great Plains. —Kevin Seal